Mom and Dad recently took an Infant Safety class to learn how to perform infant CPR and what to do when a baby is choking. Each person got a plastic baby mannequin to practice the procedures . Throughout the class, though, as the instructor was demonstating the techniques, the mannequin's head kept falling off, which was pretty disconcerting. It was especially disturbing because Mom and Dad could never get a straight answer for what they're supposed to do if MY head ever falls off!!!
Surprise!!! Mom and Dad's Bible study group threw them a surprise baby shower which was so much fun! We got to play some really fun games and I got lots of clothes, bottles, and toys! They had even made me a tasty cake that said, "Welcome to the world, LittleBit!"
In one of the games, everyone had to drink apple juice out of a baby bottle. It's harder than it looks, isn't it, Dad?!?! 
Mom killed the competition during the diaper changing game. She changed that doll's diaper in just 42 seconds - while blindfolded, too! Now true, there was nothing messy inside the diaper, she didn't need to apply any baby powder or Boudreaux's Butt Paste, and the doll wasn't anywhere nearly as wiggly as I'm going to be. But still - I take comfort in knowing that at least the doll's head stayed on! 
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All you need is a little duct tape to keep that head on nice and tight.
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